It sounds like part of your problem is that you look too *smart* at work. I had a friend who used to have a special *ugly* outfit for her job at a pizza joint, you know, hide the hair, play up the zits with yellow baggy sweats...okay okay I am joking. Mostly. Maybe you need to take it further in the sexy department, lip gloss and a "I'm stupid, but books are cool" attitude. You dont want to let everyone knoe how much you have it together in that atmosphere...or people will try and have you write their papers!

Or maybe fake glasses...make it look like you can't see them.

ah well...there is actually probably not much that you can do.